What to Wear?

My  Mom  says  I  have  a  lot  of  clothes. I have five pairs of jeans, ten T-shirts, three jackets, six skirts, seven dresses, four coats. I am   going to a party. What can I put on? A red jacket?  No, it's too long.  A green shirt? No, it’s  too  short. My new coat?  It's hot today.  My Levis T-shirt?  It's too cold. I have nothing to wear!.